Oh...my...GAWD!!! *LMAO!!!!!* I just came by to say hello and found THIS! This DECADENCE! This totally wanton, shameless decadence! Oh, this is so YOU! I should've known you'd have these pics all over your blog after the ones you posted today on the posse blog! *LMAO!!!*
My god, I think I just felt ten pounds settle into my big Italian butt, just looking at these! Not to mention the puddle of drool on the floor below my chair! Your blog has become a double-decker diet-wrecker!
ROFLMAO!!! I LOVE your comments! You are just TOO TOO funny! Hahaha! You make me LAUGH! You Cutie! I'm gigglin away here in an empty room.. they're comin' to take me away... HAHA!
Well, I was just out visiting and now my clothes no longer fit me!!! All I was doing was following my nose and wandered into this den of temptations that you know in my wildest dreams I will never be able to resist. Catnappin', I wish I had an italian butt--Nothing can compare to the norwegian butt that follows me around everywhere I go. It just showed up one day and never left!! It will be my luck that I will be wandering around this den of decadence and will slip in your puddle of drool and land on my big norwegian butt on the floor. Then I'll just have to sit there and eat I guess. Actually, now that I think of it, that doesn't sound too bad. Better skedaddle before I gain any more weight. I'll just stop by to smell these every once in a while if that's Ok with you Sue-Lynn. There's no harm in that is there? Love ya Julie
Every time I look at this blog entry, I howl. I think its because, as with all things, you posted not one but LOTS of yummy pics! Typical Texas Tornado Exuberance! Its what makes you YOU! :) "Be yourself; no one can tell you you're doing it wrong!"
Don't know who said that...but ain't it the truth?! =^..^=
ROFLMAO, Julie!! I'm wondering exactly what a Norwegian butt is? What's it supposed to LOOK like? I don't mean to butt in... but there you are! Sorry to lead you into temptation and all that, but in good faith, I thought that calorie-less cakes and ice-cream were the way to go!!! Heck, as Granmarnie said, they don't taste like anything though! More's the pity!!
ROFLMAO at the picture of you slipping on T-Cat's drool and ending up eating cake!!! HAHAHAA, you girls REALLY lift my spirits!!
Now, with regard to dropping in to smell... Julie darlin, if you mean "Sniff" that's just FINE, but I don't think I'd recommend the OTHER type of smell! LOLOLOL!!!!
LOL.... I'm sure you've heard that if your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down???
Ooooo, Look At YOU!! You 'lil bathin' beauty you!! What a KEWTIE! I just LOVE that! Exuberance? Hell YEAH! What's the point of LIFE otherwise! LOL! Gotta have excess I say! ROFL! If yer gonna do it... do it in STYLE!
OK! I'll just sniff then. Although sometimes after working an 8 hour shift I do smell to. Just a little tho. Now--the definition of a norwegian butt--Try to imagine a country that has a history of cooking with heavy cream, Butter, Sugar and frying everything is lard. Now that type of cooking is a fading art these days but it is still around and as I mentioned a long long time ago either on the blog or on shockwave we have a nationally well known festival every year in October called Hostfest in my town and people actually come from the scandanavian countries (royalty too) to come here. We have some pretty big name entertainment. Bill Cosby was here one year, Bob Hope, George Burns, (yes, I know they are dead now) but they have been here in the past. Anyway, again I digress, We eat all these goodies for about a week. Some of these cooking techniques are handed down from generation to generation. As are the big butts. It's simple genetics. It's just like saying Ufta. It simply is...I think that is where the song comes from--"I like big butts and I can not lie!!" The rest of the song should go like this--With Ole and Lena I can identify. Lutefisk, lefsa my oh my. I'll have a big butt til the day I die! How does that sound?? Ufta! I better go get ready for work. Lives to save, hands to shake! Love ya! Hugs Julie
Julie: You're a darlin! Thanks for clueing me in with all that info! WOW! I guess y'all didn't have a problem with cholesterol? Or didya? I really admire people like you and the job you do! Actually, I'm in awe! It takes special people to care for others! You do it too, Nappin! Ease the pain of others with your hands! I think I have gone in the wrong direction this life. I should either have worked with animals or helped people like y'all have done. I always want to, but I'm on another path it seems! Maybe my way of helping is emotional? I do hope I make a contribution in some way. I would hate to think this life has been a waste!!
may i add my german canadian butt to the collection, it just grew by another couple of inches. oh my, oh my. what am i gonne do? thanx Tex for the desert orgy
There is no way your life has been a waste, Texas! Anyone who carries the light and energy that you do has something huge to contribute. You probably don't even realize the sheer number of things that you contribute to the lives of others, simply by being the strong and vibrant woman and human being that you are.
*LMAO!* at Julie! Sing it, Girlfriend!!! And you're supposed to shake the junk in the trunk while you sing!
Hostfest sounds awesome...that's my kinda festival! At that time of year, it must be great...with a chill in the air, all sorts of comfort foods at your fingertips, and a nice cold beer! Ahhhhh...I love October!...*snap back to reality*...sheesh, and we're just beginning the long hot summer here in the south! *wah!*
Karuna, you're welcome. Hope you enjoyed it as much as we did! LOL. So now we can add a German/Canadian butt to the mix! LOLOL! Woohooo... hope we won't be the butt of everyone's jokes! Hahahahaha! Now I got the giggles!
Woohoooo EU!! You get your Scottish butt over here too! ROFLMAO!! The Welsh don't have butts? What a bummer! HAHAHA! 'MMMM a Mivvy... sounds GROOVY to me! Yep, I'm still drooling for the Choc '99 too! Ooooo. When I was a little girl, my parents would drive over to the "Doll's House" for Choc '99's! That was the only drive-in eatery in Johannesburg! It was there for years, it might even still be there today, not quite sure about that! The ice-cream was SO big that I could NEVER finish it!!
I, also, just popped in to say hello and have just gained at least 10 pounds or more and you know where it went, don't you.....my own very visible butt.....too visible for its own good....
You would think you would put pictures of veggies, fruit, you know, the boring, nutritious food that doesn't add to our butts....but how boring is that??
By the way, I can add my half-Italian half Jewish butt to this scenario, although I have to admit that my Jewish side has flat butts and my Italian side has not so flat butts if you get my drift....
LOL TorontoGirl! I am SO glad you've joined the "butt-club!" WOOHOO! Mind you, where I come from, the Jewish butts don't do too badly! LOL! Anyway, I think I have to take mine back to the store, it got cracked!!! ROFLMAO! You really made me LAUGH! Fruits and Veg? Mmmm, okay, I'll work on it, girlfriend! Love and hugs to you, Sue-Lynn
You are toooooo funny, girlfriend!! Taking your butt back to the store because it is cracked....You are one funny lady!! I also noticed mine was cracked as well so maybe I should take it back to the store.....Oh my goodness, can you see the lineup at the store with all of us having the same problem????
About fruit and veggies...of course, I was only kidding because it truly is boring, right????
Anyway, take care and so happy that you had great results on your exams and I know your speed will come right up asap. I have no worries about you at all!!!
It is nice to see Catnappin', Julie, Karuna and Eucitizen here. A big hello and a big hug for everyone of you!!
OH GOSH, Beth! Didya ever see the British movie, "The Full Monty"? When all the men were standing in line down at the "Work Force" office, and one of their "songs" was playing and they all started moving to the music and "practising" their dance routine?? What a hilarious scene! Can you imagine if all of us were standing in line and a song was playing and we all started wiggling our big butts?? ROFLMAO! That would be just TOO TOOO FUNNY!
Sue-Lynn, you are one hilariously, funny lady!!!! LOL!!! Imagine complaining about the hole as if the crack wasn't bad enough!!!! LOL!!! Now I finally know that that expression "You're cracked" used to mean (from years gone by)!!!! LOL!!
Anyway, I am proud to butt in and be a member of the big butt club!!!! And I can see that I am in the best of company!!!
About the Full Monty, the British movie...yes I have seen it and I remember when they were dancing around. I saw it on stage with some friends, right here in Toronto and we had FRONT ROW SEATS, if you can imagine, and I was watching carefully, to see if I can spot anything at all before the lights went out, while they were doing their dance, holding the hats in front of their private areas. I actually thought I saw something from one of the dancers, just slightly, just a second before the lights went out....Or maybe that was wishful thinking for this old broad.....Oh well, it was fun, anyway!!
If we were doing the same thing, wiggling our big butts to some music, we would either create a comedy skit with the audience or we would clear the theatre quickly!!! LOL!!! My goodness, that would really be a funny picture to see!!
Hehehe I guess you could say that I'm "cheeky" Beth! Cracked probably fits at times too! Hahah! :D
ROFLMAO! Oooo... you BAD, BAD, girl! :D LOLOL I LOVE IT! You were in the FRONT ROW??? WOOOHOOO! YouGoGirl! Hahahaha, I hope you weren't disappointed! ROFL!
That sounds like it must have been SUCH fun! Quite a few years back, I went with some work colleagues to Sun City to see the Chippendales! LOL! It was a FEMALE ONLY audience! Heheheh those women were WILD! LOLOL! I couldn't believe they put money in the G-strings of the men!!! My eyes were standing out on stalks. LOL. I was near the BACK! HAHAHAHAHA! I've never had another experience like THAT let me tell you! Grin!
Well, I gotta tell you, hubby has offered me a 3-day cruise if I lose enough weight to bit into his favourite, long, blue, sparkly dress (MINE NOT HIS!) LOLOL! I gotta find out HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT! I've NEVER BEEN on a CRUISE!
See, this is the one he just loves! He wants me to fit back into it. I went and had my haircut and asked the hairdresser to give me this hairstyle again! Needless to say, he didn't do what I asked and it's shorter and I'm MIFFED!
SueLynn, I went to your site to see if I could find the link for Mr. Hobbes, and what did I find?? Oh, you badd badd girl...leading me into temptation like that after my dr. specifically told me that I need to EXERCISE in order to lose my Sweedish butt. Do you mind if I join your big butt club?
LOLOL, Kathie! I am DELIGHTED you found your way into this den of iniquity! Hahaa, girl, the more the merrier! Gee whizzz, our big butt club is GROWING! ROFLMAO! It's getting WIDER... it's INTERNATIONAL! You fit RIGHT IN, girl! WELCOME! :D
See, now my kids are SURE I'm completely nuts!! They wake up and what do they see?? My big ol' Greek butt licking the computer monitor. Ohhh the Shame of it all!!! You naughty vixen you, in your little blue dress.
28 Comments:
At 4/28/2006 2:45 PM,
Catnappin said…
Oh...my...GAWD!!! *LMAO!!!!!* I just came by to say hello and found THIS! This DECADENCE! This totally wanton, shameless decadence! Oh, this is so YOU! I should've known you'd have these pics all over your blog after the ones you posted today on the posse blog! *LMAO!!!*
My god, I think I just felt ten pounds settle into my big Italian butt, just looking at these! Not to mention the puddle of drool on the floor below my chair! Your blog has become a double-decker diet-wrecker!
*tee hee* And I love it!!! :D
At 4/28/2006 2:47 PM,
Catnappin said…
*LMAO!* And you have a little ice cream cone as your profile picture!!!! *ROTF!!!!* Oh my gosh...I'm dyin' here...:D :D :D
At 4/28/2006 3:41 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
ROFLMAO!!! I LOVE your comments! You are just TOO TOO funny! Hahaha! You make me LAUGH! You Cutie! I'm gigglin away here in an empty room.. they're comin' to take me away... HAHA!
At 4/28/2006 3:42 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
p.s. You have a CUTE Italian butt! hahahahaha
At 4/28/2006 5:59 PM,
Julie-ND said…
Well, I was just out visiting and now my clothes no longer fit me!!! All I was doing was following my nose and wandered into this den of temptations that you know in my wildest dreams I will never be able to resist. Catnappin', I wish I had an italian butt--Nothing can compare to the norwegian butt that follows me around everywhere I go. It just showed up one day and never left!! It will be my luck that I will be wandering around this den of decadence and will slip in your puddle of drool and land on my big norwegian butt on the floor. Then I'll just have to sit there and eat I guess. Actually, now that I think of it, that doesn't sound too bad.
Better skedaddle before I gain any more weight. I'll just stop by to smell these every once in a while if that's Ok with you Sue-Lynn. There's no harm in that is there?
Love ya
Julie
At 4/29/2006 2:15 PM,
Catnappin said…
Every time I look at this blog entry, I howl. I think its because, as with all things, you posted not one but LOTS of yummy pics! Typical Texas Tornado Exuberance! Its what makes you YOU! :) "Be yourself; no one can tell you you're doing it wrong!"
Don't know who said that...but ain't it the truth?! =^..^=
At 4/29/2006 5:27 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
ROFLMAO, Julie!! I'm wondering exactly what a Norwegian butt is? What's it supposed to LOOK like? I don't mean to butt in... but there you are! Sorry to lead you into temptation and all that, but in good faith, I thought that calorie-less cakes and ice-cream were the way to go!!! Heck, as Granmarnie said, they don't taste like anything though! More's the pity!!
ROFLMAO at the picture of you slipping on T-Cat's drool and ending up eating cake!!! HAHAHAA, you girls REALLY lift my spirits!!
Now, with regard to dropping in to smell... Julie darlin, if you mean "Sniff" that's just FINE, but I don't think I'd recommend the OTHER type of smell! LOLOLOL!!!!
LOL.... I'm sure you've heard that if your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down???
HAHAHA!
At 4/29/2006 5:29 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
Ooooo, Look At YOU!! You 'lil bathin' beauty you!! What a KEWTIE! I just LOVE that! Exuberance? Hell YEAH! What's the point of LIFE otherwise! LOL! Gotta have excess I say! ROFL! If yer gonna do it... do it in STYLE!
Love you both!!!
Hugs and hugs,
Sue-Lynn
At 4/29/2006 6:24 PM,
Julie-ND said…
OK! I'll just sniff then. Although sometimes after working an 8 hour shift I do smell to. Just a little tho. Now--the definition of a norwegian butt--Try to imagine a country that has a history of cooking with heavy cream, Butter, Sugar and frying everything is lard. Now that type of cooking is a fading art these days but it is still around and as I mentioned a long long time ago either on the blog or on shockwave we have a nationally well known festival every year in October called Hostfest in my town and people actually come from the scandanavian countries (royalty too) to come here. We have some pretty big name entertainment. Bill Cosby was here one year, Bob Hope, George Burns, (yes, I know they are dead now) but they have been here in the past. Anyway, again I digress, We eat all these goodies for about a week. Some of these cooking techniques are handed down from generation to generation. As are the big butts. It's simple genetics. It's just like saying Ufta. It simply is...I think that is where the song comes from--"I like big butts and I can not lie!!" The rest of the song should go like this--With Ole and Lena I can identify. Lutefisk, lefsa my oh my. I'll have a big butt til the day I die! How does that sound?? Ufta! I better go get ready for work. Lives to save, hands to shake!
Love ya! Hugs
Julie
At 4/29/2006 6:31 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
Julie: You're a darlin! Thanks for clueing me in with all that info! WOW! I guess y'all didn't have a problem with cholesterol? Or didya? I really admire people like you and the job you do! Actually, I'm in awe! It takes special people to care for others! You do it too, Nappin! Ease the pain of others with your hands! I think I have gone in the wrong direction this life. I should either have worked with animals or helped people like y'all have done. I always want to, but I'm on another path it seems! Maybe my way of helping is emotional? I do hope I make a contribution in some way. I would hate to think this life has been a waste!!
Love to you both, Sue-Lynn
At 4/29/2006 8:45 PM,
karuna said…
may i add my german canadian butt to the collection, it just grew by another couple of inches. oh my, oh my. what am i gonne do? thanx Tex for the desert orgy
At 4/30/2006 6:15 AM,
Catnappin said…
There is no way your life has been a waste, Texas! Anyone who carries the light and energy that you do has something huge to contribute. You probably don't even realize the sheer number of things that you contribute to the lives of others, simply by being the strong and vibrant woman and human being that you are.
*LMAO!* at Julie! Sing it, Girlfriend!!! And you're supposed to shake the junk in the trunk while you sing!
Hostfest sounds awesome...that's my kinda festival! At that time of year, it must be great...with a chill in the air, all sorts of comfort foods at your fingertips, and a nice cold beer! Ahhhhh...I love October!...*snap back to reality*...sheesh, and we're just beginning the long hot summer here in the south! *wah!*
At 4/30/2006 7:56 AM,
Eucitizen said…
I'm not going to mention my Scottish butt, I know it's not Welsh cos that side of the family
didn't have butts!
Your strawberry jive looks like an ice cream we had in the UK called a Mivvy - it was yummy. Still drooling over the 99 Flake though.
At 4/30/2006 2:16 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
Karuna, you're welcome. Hope you enjoyed it as much as we did! LOL. So now we can add a German/Canadian butt to the mix! LOLOL! Woohooo... hope we won't be the butt of everyone's jokes! Hahahahaha! Now I got the giggles!
At 4/30/2006 2:19 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
Woohoooo EU!! You get your Scottish butt over here too! ROFLMAO!! The Welsh don't have butts? What a bummer! HAHAHA!
'MMMM a Mivvy... sounds GROOVY to me! Yep, I'm still drooling for the Choc '99 too! Ooooo. When I was a little girl, my parents would drive over to the "Doll's House" for Choc '99's! That was the only drive-in eatery in Johannesburg! It was there for years, it might even still be there today, not quite sure about that! The ice-cream was SO big that I could NEVER finish it!!
At 5/06/2006 2:24 PM,
Toronto Girl said…
I, also, just popped in to say hello and have just gained at least 10 pounds or more and you know where it went, don't you.....my own very visible butt.....too visible for its own good....
You would think you would put pictures of veggies, fruit, you know, the boring, nutritious food that doesn't add to our butts....but how boring is that??
By the way, I can add my half-Italian half Jewish butt to this scenario, although I have to admit that my Jewish side has flat butts and my Italian side has not so flat butts if you get my drift....
At 5/06/2006 4:03 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
LOL TorontoGirl! I am SO glad you've joined the "butt-club!" WOOHOO! Mind you, where I come from, the Jewish butts don't do too badly! LOL! Anyway, I think I have to take mine back to the store, it got cracked!!! ROFLMAO! You really made me LAUGH! Fruits and Veg? Mmmm, okay, I'll work on it, girlfriend!
Love and hugs to you,
Sue-Lynn
At 5/06/2006 4:52 PM,
Toronto Girl said…
You are toooooo funny, girlfriend!! Taking your butt back to the store because it is cracked....You are one funny lady!! I also noticed mine was cracked as well so maybe I should take it back to the store.....Oh my goodness, can you see the lineup at the store with all of us having the same problem????
About fruit and veggies...of course, I was only kidding because it truly is boring, right????
Anyway, take care and so happy that you had great results on your exams and I know your speed will come right up asap. I have no worries about you at all!!!
It is nice to see Catnappin', Julie, Karuna and Eucitizen here. A big hello and a big hug for everyone of you!!
Hugs and love to you, girlfriend.
Beth
At 5/07/2006 9:19 AM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
ROFLMAO... I'm wondering who else is gonna butt in.... or maybe they want to complain that their's has a HOLE in it! HAhahahaha!
At 5/07/2006 9:20 AM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
Thanks for the kind words about my speed, Beth! From your lips to Someone's ears!!!
At 5/07/2006 9:22 AM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
OH GOSH, Beth! Didya ever see the British movie, "The Full Monty"? When all the men were standing in line down at the "Work Force" office, and one of their "songs" was playing and they all started moving to the music and "practising" their dance routine?? What a hilarious scene! Can you imagine if all of us were standing in line and a song was playing and we all started wiggling our big butts?? ROFLMAO! That would be just TOO TOOO FUNNY!
At 5/07/2006 2:22 PM,
Toronto Girl said…
Sue-Lynn, you are one hilariously, funny lady!!!! LOL!!! Imagine complaining about the hole as if the crack wasn't bad enough!!!! LOL!!! Now I finally know that that expression "You're cracked" used to mean (from years gone by)!!!! LOL!!
Anyway, I am proud to butt in and be a member of the big butt club!!!! And I can see that I am in the best of company!!!
About the Full Monty, the British movie...yes I have seen it and I remember when they were dancing around. I saw it on stage with some friends, right here in Toronto and we had FRONT ROW SEATS, if you can imagine, and I was watching carefully, to see if I can spot anything at all before the lights went out, while they were doing their dance, holding the hats in front of their private areas. I actually thought I saw something from one of the dancers, just slightly, just a second before the lights went out....Or maybe that was wishful thinking for this old broad.....Oh well, it was fun, anyway!!
If we were doing the same thing, wiggling our big butts to some music, we would either create a comedy skit with the audience or we would clear the theatre quickly!!! LOL!!! My goodness, that would really be a funny picture to see!!
At 5/07/2006 2:31 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
Hehehe I guess you could say that I'm "cheeky" Beth! Cracked probably fits at times too! Hahah! :D
ROFLMAO! Oooo... you BAD, BAD, girl! :D LOLOL I LOVE IT! You were in the FRONT ROW??? WOOOHOOO! YouGoGirl! Hahahaha, I hope you weren't disappointed! ROFL!
That sounds like it must have been SUCH fun! Quite a few years back, I went with some work colleagues to Sun City to see the Chippendales! LOL! It was a FEMALE ONLY audience! Heheheh those women were WILD! LOLOL! I couldn't believe they put money in the G-strings of the men!!! My eyes were standing out on stalks. LOL. I was near the BACK! HAHAHAHAHA! I've never had another experience like THAT let me tell you! Grin!
Well, I gotta tell you, hubby has offered me a 3-day cruise if I lose enough weight to bit into his favourite, long, blue, sparkly dress (MINE NOT HIS!) LOLOL! I gotta find out HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT! I've NEVER BEEN on a CRUISE!
At 5/07/2006 2:35 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
FIT... FIT.... NOT BIT!!! LOL
At 5/07/2006 2:45 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
*MY* sparkly blue dress! LOL (Thank goodness hubby doesn't wear dresses!) LOL!!
See, this is the one he just loves! He wants me to fit back into it. I went and had my haircut and asked the hairdresser to give me this hairstyle again! Needless to say, he didn't do what I asked and it's shorter and I'm MIFFED!
At 5/08/2006 2:56 PM,
Kathie Mi said…
SueLynn, I went to your site to see if I could find the link for Mr. Hobbes, and what did I find?? Oh, you badd badd girl...leading me into temptation like that after my dr. specifically told me that I need to EXERCISE in order to lose my Sweedish butt. Do you mind if I join your big butt club?
At 5/08/2006 7:26 PM,
Sue-Lynn TX said…
LOLOL, Kathie! I am DELIGHTED you found your way into this den of iniquity! Hahaa, girl, the more the merrier! Gee whizzz, our big butt club is GROWING! ROFLMAO! It's getting WIDER... it's INTERNATIONAL! You fit RIGHT IN, girl! WELCOME! :D
At 5/29/2006 4:09 AM,
^Betsy^ said…
See, now my kids are SURE I'm completely nuts!! They wake up and what do they see?? My big ol' Greek butt licking the computer monitor.
Ohhh the Shame of it all!!! You naughty vixen you, in your little blue dress.
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